Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Google Ads: please work with me here

look.

Google Ads.

You were supposed to make me money.

But you don't 'cause no one reads this thing.

That's ok, though, 'cause it's my fault, not yours.

But about the ads you're still running (see previous post) could ya please change 'em.

I'm not objecting to the ads about MySpace. It was even cool when you told people how they could buy Evol by Sonic Youth. But this is not a blog about former pop stars. It is a blog about wacko leftist ideas, being a francophile in the US in the 21st century, getting out of grad school, and living under the Bush Regime. The government listens to everyone's phone calls these days and lots of people think it's ok because the government is doing a good job of keeping them scared. How 1984 is that? So, Google Ads, can we please discuss the relevant issues of our time like the Republican congress being bought and sold by lobyists and my cat being a bulimic who tries to hide his bulimia by attempting to bury the evidence even though he left it on a tile floor. Look over there. I did not just binge and purge. Besides what other bulimics that you know have a gut like this? Purrrr....meow? Will you feed me again? Yes, Google Ads, I would prefer ads about bad things that people (or cats) do to themselves to the ads you currently put on my page.

Please, anything but pop stars from two decades ago.

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