Fuck the metermaids

Fuck 'em. That's just how I feel, man.

Quoth Fishbone. Haven't heard of Fishbone? You should check 'em out. They have a song called "Fuck the Metermaids." And that's pretty much how it goes. And pretty much how I feel.

So I was in illy this past weekend to pick up ma cherie from the airport and her flight was all late and i didn't want to pay for parking so i was driving around and saw this big ass line of cars parked on the shoulder and thought i'd join 'em. I happened to have picked up a copy of the local free paper earlier so I started readin'. About twenty minutes later a cop shows up next to my window. I assume he's just going to tell me to move along or something but before I can say "I'll move" he hands me a ticket for thirty-five bucks! Asshole! I don't get a friggin warning? What IS that crap? Last time I attempted to fuck with the philly parking authority by not paying tickets, the penalties made the tickets grow by like 400%. So I'm payin' that shit but I'm not happy about it. Assholes. Fuck 'em.