dope

i was thinking i would wait until the B-sample results were out before passing judgement. now that they are out and positive, here's some judgement:

asshole.

fucking asshole.

why asshole and not just dope? because he stole the tour. we all saw his brutal bonk on the second alp stage and thought he was out of it. then homeboy comes back and sets himself up to take the yellow jersey back a little too impressively with what a lot of idiots were calling the most impressive ride that had ever happened at the tour. maybe this would have been the most impressive ride in our lifetimes if he didn't fucking cheat to do it.

now, every time ma cherie tells me "they're all on drugs" I can only roll my eyes and bite my tounge. this is maybe the real reason the dopey menninite who shall not be named is not just a dope but a complete asshole.

asshole.

what a fucking asshole.