Joe: Give Up.

Dear Joe Lieberman:

You lost. Fair and square. The people of your great state figgered you out and are done with you. Time to call it quits and go home. Sucking Bush's dick was fun while it lasted, I'm sure, but really now, it's over. Done. Time to hit the showers. All gone. Career go down the hole. Over with. Finito. Fini. Fin.

Democrats are apparently sick of voting for mediocre men in the middle and you're now out of a job. Time to quit the independent bullshit and deal with it. De Nile is not just a river in Egypt any more. Open your eyes. You're history. Please leave us all alone now.

Thanks.